Thursday, April 12, 2007

My Very Own Eating Disorder

When it comes to this, the questions don't arise until after I have already eaten. Mostly they are things like "why did I do that?" or "how can I make it stop hurting?" What did I do? I ate. Entirely too much. Good thing I tend to avoid all-you-can-eat buffets, they would be the end of me. Then again, pretty much all resturaunt food would be. They always serve portions that could feed 3 people, and I usually manage to finish most of it. And then I feel the pain of doing so. Today it has been two hours since I finished, and it still hurts. Some might say that it proves that it is physically possible to eat as much as I did, but I would say that it is borderline possible. Sure, I got all that food in there, but if I move too much, it might just come back out. Or if I got squeezed real hard. I might be like a tube of toothpaste. Only what comes out would not be minty fresh.

Aren't you glad you read this?

1 comment:

Little Red said...

yes, I am glad... to know that others do the same damn thing I do...That's why I talk so much when I eat, I tend to eat less and don't get the toothpaste feeling.

How's Super Madchen's world? Are you feelin' the beer:30 urge too? Maybe Friday, around happy hour?