My Very Own Eating Disorder

When it comes to this, the questions don't arise until after I have already eaten. Mostly they are things like "why did I do that?" or "how can I make it stop hurting?" What did I do? I ate. Entirely too much. Good thing I tend to avoid all-you-can-eat buffets, they would be the end of me. Then again, pretty much all resturaunt food would be. They always serve portions that could feed 3 people, and I usually manage to finish most of it. And then I feel the pain of doing so. Today it has been two hours since I finished, and it still hurts. Some might say that it proves that it is physically possible to eat as much as I did, but I would say that it is borderline possible. Sure, I got all that food in there, but if I move too much, it might just come back out. Or if I got squeezed real hard. I might be like a tube of toothpaste. Only what comes out would not be minty fresh.

Aren't you glad you read this?